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September 25, 2002
Cubs lose to Vegas in World Series|
After years of catastrophic play, the Chicago Cubs will stun the world by winning with the National League Pennant with ease and advancing to the World Series for the first time since the Jefferson administration. Unfortunately, they'll get throttled by an expansion team based in Las Vegas that's only been in existence for 4 years and owned by Mirage founder Steve Wynn.
Japanese Space program will put man on moon. Find part of Apollo missions, but not everything|
After years of preparation and planning, Japan will put a man on the moon. (Before this actually happens, NASA scoffs at the idea that someone else can do it, and the "rice rocket" jokes fly). Upon landing on the moon, the Japanese astronauts will locate an Apollo landing site, thus quelling the conspiracy theories that NASA faked the original moon shot on some Hollywood soundstage. However, after further exploration, the Japanese discover that many items left behind are missing, with evidence suggesting that these items were removed at a later date. Of course, back on Earth, mass hysteria erupts as people think aliens took them to study.
On a happy side note: The Weekly World News will feature a cover story that 2 teenage alien punks were arrested outside Las Vegas, Nevada, on charges of Grand Theft Lunar Rover.
September 9, 2002
Color of my Wind|
And has you may have noticed, I unveiled my new fragrance for men called Color of my Wind. It's comes from my Demosthenes Paris division. It's a light scent for the stout male and is a cross between CK One and a Philly cheesesteak. For those that believe that putting on extra generous amounts of cologne is a viable substitute for taking a shower, then this fragrance is for you.